BABY NAMES & MAKING THEM

if the apple falling from your tree looks like this;
adoption is a very respectable option.

anyone who knows me, knows i have had a serious man-crush on baby names since i've been young...perhaps 3 or 4, but more likely 23 or 24. the biggest reason for this is because i think PROCREATION IS THE BEST! even though i've never experienced it, i just know it'll be the neatest thing ever ever. SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME IT IS GREAT!

anyhoo...so, i mega love baby names. i think the coolest thing on earth that one human can do for another is to give him/her/it a fantasmatic trendolicious name. mind you, there is a very big difference between between unique & trendy, versus tacky & incomprehensible. let's not get out of line here!

look, many of you know that if i have triplet girls, i am going for pure class with their names. i want total elegeance. and because of that, i can't imagine a sweeter & friendlier trio of young ladies than a three-pack named Candy, Cinnamon & Cherry. someone also told me they all represent things that have sugary reference! the odds! and before you think you can stump me with a forth...trust me, i've got her titled too. if i had a fourth, her name would be Kitty. i know it ruins the C-section (get it!?...hey!), but when followed by certain vowel sounds, they can all sound like "KAH" or something of the phonetic sort. seriously though, imagine how popular they'd be in highschool >>> (aka) WHAT REALLY MATTERS.

jaundice almost sounds like a nice name in itself.
be the first to try it!

so on with it. the boring truth is that i like european names more than traditional american ones. i also prefer originality and some seriously old school flavor over blah blah blah "classics" like david, steven, bob, megan (sorry...i love you all) etc., etc. i want people to hear my child's name and have a small heart attack all over their face...for good or for bad reason, depending on how i choose to raise them. :)

so here is a list of A+ list (not just "A", A+) of elitist, smartpants, dancypants, artsypants, academia-endorsed, passion-boosted baby names...in the event that some of you out there have big plans to make little replica versions of yourselves. ra-ta-tat-tat! someone call the babysitter!

feel free to add/subtract/discuss/insult/vomit/fallinlove/etc./etc.

BOYS

emile
rhys
augusten / august(e)
grey
ezra
kasper
etienne
jasper
jude (middle)
finn
ephraim
carroll
penn (middle)
julien
phoenix (middle)
vaughan (middle)
camden (middle)
lennox
lucien
archer
lennon
kannon
cade
luca (middle)




GIRLS

ophelia
juliette
valentina
mathilde
amelie
charlotte
harper
piper
alice (middle)
aurelia
konstantine
english
verilly
marisol
brontë (middle)
penelope
elodie
josette
alessandra

some of these have been seen before by me, but this is a bit of a remix with some add-ons and what nots. enjoi your evening, and while you're at it...think about adding to the population.  ;)

xx-sk